1. me: (thinks something mean)
  2. me: dont be fucking rude

There’s nothing more intimate in life than simply being understood. And understanding someone else.

Brad Meltzer, The Inner Circle (via quotethat)


if you cant handle me at my worst then leave because i dont have a best im always awful

  1. Person: What are your hobbies?
  2. Me: Shipping two characters together and imagining them in different situations
  3. Person: What
  4. Me: What
  1. bae: come over
  2. me: do you have food
  3. bae: my parents aren't home
  4. me: are they coming back with food